Sunday, February 06, 2005

I'm Back with a feeble atempt

I don't know if anyone will read this , but I just drove 3600 miles and boy am I tired. Driving across the country is fun but only maybe ounce every two years, and not by yourself. Oh, and skip Texas if you can.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Free Beer

Last night I was at a pub with a couple of friends and we were just sitting there enjoying our beer and all of the sudden I look up at the bar and there is a news paper on fire from a candle that was left unattended by the old retard that was in the restroom at the time. So I excuse myself from the table and walk over to the paper of fire, mean while nobody else in the entire pub notices this, not even the bar tender. I picked up the newspaper and dropped it to the floor to stomp it out. By that time the bar tender saw me do this and she started freaking out. She thanked me and later compt my tab. The old guy that caused it had no idea this happened. So the morel is: if you put out fires at bars you get free beer! Just don't set the fire yourself no matter how tempting the result.

Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Magnetic Resonance Imaging

Last Friday I got to have an MRI done on my knee. Sounds cool huh? It's really boring. I had to lay in one of these machines. I had to endure sounds of loud buzzing (loud) for 30 min. luckly the buzzing went in cycles so I was able beat box in my head. The buzzing is the magnets shifting aroung above me inside the big tube, or so I was told. Why the MRI? oH, I have to have bone shaved off my lower knee because it's way bigger than normal. It's called Osgood-Schlatter Disease. It's fun, You should go out and get some. Go get some! NOW! I'll find out Wed. how and when it's going to be done. Then I get to go on disability at work and walk with a stick up my ass for two months, yipee! Oh yay, I bought this time machine on the internet, wanna try it? It looks like space mountain.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

More Cow Bell!! Posted by Hello


Blog,Blog,Blog, Clickity Clank, nothing to blog for you i'd like to thank.
Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go home and put some water in your moms dish.

Thursday, August 05, 2004


If you think radio sucks and you don't bother listening, let me reassure you. kexp (seattle) is one of the most listened to stations in the country. For no other reason, it's the BESTEST! In case you wondering.
p.s. thanks for all the comments guys. sorry calvin, but trader joes dosen't carry tofu salsa.

Thursday, July 29, 2004

A Change is Comming!

Last night I started a Real Estate class. I will be a licensed agent for Washington soon. Thats right, No more Trader Joe's.  They can "shove it".    On an unrelated note, if you haven't seen this yet you need to.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

What did I just do?

All I wanted to do was post a comment on Calvins blog and I end up setting up my own personal blog. Whatever.  I guess I'll just use this as a way of keeping in touch with people. And of course self expression. Whatever.  I really did not want a blog becuase everybody and thier wife has one and I didn't want to conform. Whatever.